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			<title>小幽默／ 谁最辛苦</title>
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			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:27:50 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
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<p align="center"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"><img height="139" src="http://tn1.pic.sogou.com/9e4aed5e83fa7498.jpg" width="101" /></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&ldquo;冬冬，你爸在家不？&rdquo;</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&ldquo;叔叔，我爸不在家。&rdquo;</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&ldquo;你爸真辛苦，为了工作，连饭都顾不上吃。&rdquo;</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&ldquo;我爸出去旅游去了，辛苦什么？&rdquo;</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&ldquo;那你家你妈肯定最辛苦了。&rdquo;</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&ldquo;我家我最辛苦，礼拜天我妈还送我去学英语。&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/97038596.html" target="_blank">小幽默／存钱与花钱</a> </span></b></p>
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			<title>小幽默／存钱与花钱</title>
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			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:18:33 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p align="center">&nbsp;&nbsp;<b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;<img height="669" alt="点击查看下一张图片" src="http://image2.club.sohu.com/pic/ef/c0/0e8773c2a21ce95ebf00ce3cf8d3c0ef.jpg" width="449" /></span></span></b></p>
<p align="center"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">不许动&nbsp; 工资卡&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"></span></b>&nbsp;</p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">家里的钱花完了，在你卡上取点钱。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">妻子说。</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">为什么总是花我的钱，而不花你的钱？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">丈夫反问。</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">我一月就挣那么几个钱，不值得花，就放在卡上，存着去吧！</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">妻子答。</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">噢,是这样。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">丈夫说，</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">那你的钱更值得花了，不值得存，而我的钱才应该存下来。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b></p>
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<h3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 上一篇&nbsp;<a href="http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/96714534.html" target="_blank">小幽默／妹妹的恐惧</a> </h3>
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			<title>小幽默／妹妹的恐惧</title>
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			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2008 08:32:33 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
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<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&nbsp;&nbsp;<img height="378" alt="点击查看下一张图片" src="http://cache-1.51credit.com/Images/Shenghuo/LvYou/2006-10-30/shamo2.jpg" width="300" /></span></b></p>
<p align="left"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span></b>&nbsp;</p>
<p align="left"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 电话响了，姐姐拿起电话，是妹妹打来的，是个长途。妹妹说：</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">姐，吓死我了。昨天早上起床后，我老公说他做了一个梦，把我牺牲了。你会解梦吗？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">我不会。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">姐姐笑着说，&ldquo;你怎么这么封建，还相信那个？&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> </span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">其实我也不相信，但奇怪的是，今天早上一到办公室，一位同事说她昨晚做了一个梦，她和我去登山，把我从悬涯上摔了下去，她跑下去一看，我一动不动。她喊呀，叫呀，就惊醒了她。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">妹妹说。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">既然这样，你这几天小心点，走路，做事要多留神。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">姐姐说，</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">但是，不要怕，梦是假的。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">姐姐，我还是怕呀，一前一后，两个人都做这样的梦。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">妹妹说，</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">从明天起，我要请假，休息一周，呆在家里，不出门。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>]]></description>
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			<title>小幽默／她太笨了</title>
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			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 4 Aug 2008 08:39:41 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
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<p align="center"><img height="600" alt="点击查看下一张图片" src="http://cimg2.163.com/ent/2007/2/5/20070205100713c96b7.jpg" width="400" /></p>
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<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&nbsp; 看见几个小姑娘在转呼啦圈，大海走了过去，给她们讲了一个笑话：</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">一个胖女士，腰围三尺，转了一个月的呼啦圈后，腰围减为二尺；又转了一月，腰围减为一尺；又转了一月，在那最后一天，她的腰断了。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">&nbsp;大海原意为他的笑话讲完后，小姑娘们会哈哈大笑，然而却相反，她们每个人都合着嘴，惊奇地看着他。一个小姑娘伤心地说：</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">她太笨了，腰围都减到一尺了，为什么还要转？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"></span></b></p>]]></description>
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			<title>小幽默／白 发</title>
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			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:14:13 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
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<p align="left"><strong>&nbsp;&ldquo;爸爸，你头发里有几根白发，我给你拔掉。&rdquo;女儿说。</strong></p>
<p><b>&nbsp; </b><b>&ldquo;</b><b>没关系，只有几根，不显眼，不用拔。</b><b>&rdquo;</b><b>父亲说。</b></p>
<p><b>&nbsp; </b><b>&ldquo;</b><b>爸爸，才过了几年，你头发里就有这么多白发，我给你拔掉。</b><b>&rdquo;</b><b>几年后，女儿说。</b></p>
<p><b>&nbsp; </b><b>&ldquo;</b><b>有关系，太多了，不能拔，再拔就成光头了。</b><b>&rdquo;</b><b>父亲答。</b></p>
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			<title>小散文／电动车上的温情</title>
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			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:59:19 +0800</pubDate>
			<category> 小散文</category>
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<p>&ldquo;老公，我想买辆电动车，你看，学校里好多老师都有电动车了。&rdquo;星期六的早晨，妻子依偎着我，温柔地说，&ldquo;我用别人的电动车都学会骑了。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;买就买吧，就买电动摩托车，美观大方，功率大。&rdquo;我说。</p>
<p>&ldquo;哪钱呢？&rdquo;妻子问。</p>
<p>&nbsp;&ldquo;你不是有卡吗？就在你卡上取。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&nbsp;&ldquo;不，我就要花你的钱。我的生日就要到了，就算你送我的生日礼物。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;好吧！要多钱？&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;我看好了一辆名牌车，3200多元。我已经在你的卡上取了5000元钱。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;好啊，你先斩后奏。&rdquo;</p>
<p>妻子&ldquo;咯咯&rdquo;地笑着，钻进我的怀里。</p>
<p>吃过早点，我们直奔那家电动车专卖店。经过讨价还价，我们以3000元买下一辆功率最大的电动车。</p>
<p>&ldquo;老公，上车，我带你回家。&rdquo;妻子自信地说。伴随着一阵风，我们飘逸地回到家里。</p>
<p>已经进伏天了，炎热的空气包围着一切。夜幕降临，楼顶的布条迎风飘扬，可家里却没有一丝凉意。</p>
<p>&ldquo;老公，我们去航天广场跳舞，怎么样？&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;走就走吧，多年都没跳舞了，顺便兜兜风。&rdquo;</p>
<p>妻子骑车，我坐车。经过两条灯光柔和的小街，我们进入了宽阔的大街。大街两侧，高高的荧光灯把整条大街照耀得仿佛白天。大街上，小车、汽车、摩托车、电动车、自行车，各行其道，来来往往，络绎不绝。</p>
<p>&ldquo;老公，你看，大街上电动车多不多？&rdquo;妻子自豪地问。</p>
<p>&ldquo;多呀！&rdquo;我说，&ldquo;这是一股风，就像当年的山地车一样。&rdquo;</p>
<p>电动车在大街上奔驰，风呼呼地向我们身后跑去，我们全身上下每一个细胞都感到凉爽、舒适。</p>
<p>&ldquo;也许坐在小车里的人们还羡慕我们呢，我们自由自在。&rdquo;妻子说。</p>
<p>&ldquo;也许是的，&rdquo;我说，&ldquo;不过，我感觉不好意思，你看，都是男士带女士，可我们却相反。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;这有啥呢，这也是一道都市风景呀！&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;是呀，可要委屈我呀！&rdquo;我说，&ldquo;你的速度也许有些慢，等到了航天广场，我们只能听到结束曲了。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;急什么呀，我们是兜风，又不是赶场。慢悠悠的，稳稳当当，微风拂面，多惬意。&rdquo;</p>
<p>航天广场终于到了。5公里的路，车轮竟然碾了半小时。</p>
<p>欢迎我们的第一个曲子不是结束曲，而是抒情、欢快的伦巴。我们踏进露天舞池，在变换的霓虹灯光里无拘无束地翩翩起舞。一对对舞伴在舞池里彼此环绕，开心地舞动。</p>
<p>接着是一曲华尔兹。我和妻子踩着节奏飞快的三个节拍，像陀螺一样在舞池里高速旋转，正旋几分钟，反转几分钟，一刻也不停止，仿佛在追赶旋转的灯光。成双结对的舞伴们也在舞池里旋呀，转呀，仿佛地球都旋了起来。我们虽然有些头晕，却坚持转到最后一个鼓点。</p>
<p>跳了六七曲，悠扬的结束曲响起，人群渐渐散开。妻子跨上电动车，我坐在后座，犹如一阵风，飞驰向我们温馨的家。</p>
<p>刚一跨进家门，妻子便说：&ldquo;明天晚上，我们还去跳舞。&rdquo;我点了点头。</p>
<p>妻子是教师，正在休暑假。到了星期一早上，妻子早早地就起床了。</p>
<p>&ldquo;我刚看了，小车不在楼下，今天早上，我送你去上班。&rdquo;我们吃早点时妻子说。</p>
<p>&ldquo;太远了，不用了。&rdquo;我说，&ldquo;我去乘1路车。&rdquo;</p>
<p>1路车来了，从我眼前经过，可我没坐，我坐在妻子的电动车上。</p>
<p>路上行人很多，都赶着去上班，秩序井然。妻子的电动车跑得很快，真的像飞一样，我也有些飘飘然。</p>
<p>&ldquo;怎么这么快？&rdquo;我问。</p>
<p>&ldquo;现在是上班，又不是兜风，应当快点，怕你迟到了。&rdquo; 妻子说。</p>
<p>再有2公里就要到单位了，雷阵雨突然从天而降。妻子停下车，取出雨披，我们两个人都钻了进去。公路上又多了一个红点，慢悠悠地移动。我真担心会迟到。</p>
<p>我坐在车后，钻在雨披里，只能看到妻子的脖颈，前面的东西一点也看不到。是不是到单位了，我蒙在鼓里，只是希望快点，快点。</p>
<p>&ldquo;到了，&rdquo;妻子突然说，&ldquo;请下车。&rdquo;</p>
<p>我跳下车，拍了一下妻子的肩头，挥挥手，然后向正在关闭的电动门跑去。我飞跳了两步，电动门终于把我迎进了单位。</p>
<p>星期二，一起床，就发现下雨。我还是没坐1路车，却坐的是妻子的电动车。</p>
<p>星期三，妻子想送我，却看见了楼下的小车，遗憾地说：&ldquo;小车来了，我失业了。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;你永远是我的好妻子，不会失业的。&rdquo;我说。</p>
<p>我坐进小车里，向单位飞驰，可心里却非常想念妻子的电动车，慢悠悠的，多舒爽。</p>
<p>星期六，阳光淡淡的，天气很凉爽。女儿也从西安回到了家里。我们一家三口正在吃早点，妻子突然宣布：&ldquo;我们去看荷花节。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;来回70里，算了吧。&rdquo;我有些犹豫。</p>
<p>&ldquo;千亩荷塘，首届荷花节，怎能错过？&rdquo;妻子说，又朗诵了两句诗，&ldquo;接天莲叶无穷碧，映日荷花别样红。&rdquo;</p>
<p>听了这两句诗，女儿不由自主地上了车，我也跟着上了车。这是一辆最大型号的电动车，完全能载三个人。</p>
<p>我们真的没想到，乡间小路是那样平坦，虽然并不宽阔，却是一路的水泥路，仿佛国道一样。&ldquo;村村通工程&rdquo;让农村的交通焕然一新。</p>
<p>路上行人并不多，我们的电动车像风一样飞跑，道路两侧的白杨树、梧桐树、杨柳树，玉米田、菜园子、西瓜园，一个接一个，纷纷向我们向身后奔去。凉爽的风儿，清新的空气，从一望无际的绿色中钻出，透过我们薄薄的衣服，沁人心脾。我们奔驰在绿色海洋里，仿佛陶醉在琼浆玉液中。</p>
<p>电动车跑到了五六米高的坡顶，女儿惊叫起来：&ldquo;爸爸、妈妈，快看，我们到了，好大的荷塘。&rdquo;</p>
<p>&ldquo;哇－，这么壮观！太迷人了。&rdquo;我们欢呼起来。</p>
<p>电动车向坡底冲去，滑行了几十米，和我们一块儿站立在了荷塘边。 </p>
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<p>荷塘与南边的渭河一路之隔，呈狭长形，南北宽约200米，向东望，望不到边，向西望，望不到边，仿佛绿色的飘带，隐没在蓝天白云里。</p>
<p>翠绿的荷叶，像个大圆盘，口儿朝上，矗立在高约1 .3米的绿茎上，一茎一叶，错落有致，亭亭玉立。微风佛面，枝叶摇摆起伏，露珠儿在叶盘里左右晃动，可怎么也跑不出去。纯色的白色荷花耸立在枝头，有的含苞待放，有的喷薄欲出，有的尽情怒放，或高、或低、或齐，星罗棋布于绿色荷叶之中，仿佛灿烂的繁星点缀着美丽的天空。白花绿叶，一望无际。游客们惊叹之声不绝于耳，纷纷举起数码相机，&ldquo;卡察&rdquo;、&ldquo;卡察&rdquo;，留下永恒的记忆。</p>
<p>我们享用了一餐美味的农家乐之后，电动车的胶轮又奔腾在漫漫归途中，可怎么也飞不出荷塘的绿色氛围。</p>
<p>车轮在石板路上风驰电掣，我兴致勃勃地探问妻子：&ldquo;你的热情何时才会衰减？&rdquo;</p>
<p>&nbsp;&ldquo;海枯石烂。&rdquo;妻子笑答。</p>
<p>&ldquo;那我们明天干什么？&rdquo;我追问道。 </p>
<p>&ldquo;上塬，回家看公婆。&rdquo;妻子响亮地回答。</p>
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			<title>小幽默／给谁杀瓜</title>
			<link>http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/95418435.html</link>
			<comments>http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/95418435.html#comment</comments>
			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:54:30 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
			<guid>http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/95418435.html</guid>
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<p align="center"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'">&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://www.jiagou.tv/shop/product.php?pid=5197" target="_top"><img src="http://www.jiagou.tv/shop/45/45/197/5197/5.jpg" border="0" /></a></span></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">小芳来到西瓜摊前，看了一眼摆在搁板上的半面瓜，说：</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">这几个都不好，摆就摆好的吗，叫人看了就想买。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">你要浑的，还是要半个。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">卖瓜人说。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">只要半个。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">好来，我给你杀一个。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">别，别，别，你给你杀一个，别给我杀一个。杀了，我觉得好，就买，不好就不买。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span></b></p>]]></description>
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			<title>小幽默／学散步</title>
			<link>http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/95221665.html</link>
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			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:10:36 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
			<guid>http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/95221665.html</guid>
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<p align="center"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><img height="569" alt="点击查看下一张图片" src="http://www.365pub.com/tupian/20041024105037309.jpg" width="380" /></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">傍晚，夫妻俩去散步，丈夫总是把妻子甩在后面。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">老公，你走慢点，散步走那么快干什么？大步往前走，好像去追兔子，这是散步吗？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">妻子温怒。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">噢，我好像不会散步。你教我怎么走。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">丈夫说。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">就这样走，迈小步，一摇三晃的。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">妻子边说边示范。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">丈夫摇摇晃晃地走了三两步，说：</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">认识咱俩的，知道我是你丈夫，不认识的，还以为你带了个醉汉。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>]]></description>
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			<title>小幽默／谁是受益者</title>
			<link>http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/94803091.html</link>
			<comments>http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/94803091.html#comment</comments>
			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:08:32 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
			<guid>http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/94803091.html</guid>
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<p align="center"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><a href="http://gongying026.wtianx.com/pro_show.aspx?d=xxgy&id=1456248" target="_top"><img src="http://img.wtianx.com/image/g/gongying026/images/20070919102002.jpg" border="0" /></a></span></b></p>
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<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">鸡蛋一斤多钱？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">三块七。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">呀！咋这么高？一天一个价。前两天才三块二。你们卖蛋人一定赚了大钱。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">蛋价上涨了，我们却赚得少了，还不如过去。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">那养鸡人就赚了钱？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">养鸡人也没赚钱，饲料价涨了。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">那造饲料的人就赚了钱？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">造饲料的人也没赚钱，粮价涨了。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">那农民就赚了钱？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">农民也没赚钱，化肥价涨了。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">那化肥厂就赚了钱？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">化肥厂也没赚钱</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">,</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">原材料价涨了。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">那生产原材料的就赚了钱？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">生产原材料的也没赚钱，各种成本大了。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">那谁赚了钱？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">这还用说吗？贪官污吏。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 精彩回放&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></b></p>
<h3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<a href="http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/90407202.html" target="_blank">小幽默／放松</a> 
<div style="DISPLAY: none">&nbsp;</div>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://muwenzi.blog.sohu.com/90280445.html" target="_blank">小幽默／鬼缠身</a> </h3>
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			<title>小幽默／油价上涨之谜</title>
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			<dc:creator>木文</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:41:14 +0800</pubDate>
			<category>小幽默</category>
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<p align="center"><b>&nbsp;<a href="http://auto.hexun.com/2008-07-14/107405618.html" target="_top"><img src="http://img.hexun.com/2008-07-14/107405621.jpg" border="0" /></a>&nbsp;</b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"> </span></b></p>
<p align="center"><b>&nbsp;<a href="http://auto.hexun.com/2008-07-14/107405618.html" target="_top"></a> </b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN"></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"></span></b>&nbsp;</p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">今天为啥没开车，和我一样挤公交车？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">油价一而再，再而三的上涨，小车开不起了。</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">那你知道为啥油价飞涨吗？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&ldquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN">不知道，不可思议。你说为什么？</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体">&rdquo;</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"></span></b></p>
<p><b><span>&ldquo;</span><span>这还不是因为到处都在喊</span><span>&lsquo;</span><span>奥运加油，中国加油，四川加油，汶川加油</span><span>&rsquo;吗</span><span>，</span><span> </span><span>导致石油供不应求，所以油价上涨。</span><span>&rdquo;</span></b></p>
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